No, not mine. The above is not a gift request. Instead, I would like to wish a Happy 26th to Prince William, the heir to the heir of the throne of England. If you know me, you know I'm a bit of a nerd about European royalty, specifically the kings and queens of England. Right now, I'm cleaning up my teaching stuff and trying to figure out how to store a giant poster I made with postcards of every king and queen of England from William the Conqueror to Elizabeth II. Will Prince William be king in my lifetime? I imagine so. I'll update y'all on it when it happens.
A Postscript: I once knew two young ladies who wished to help William Arthur Philip Louis wait for his turn to be King. Sista Cool is now off the market, but if William tracks his own blog-publicity, Hannah is still available.