Actual Conversation Recorded in My Car Pool This Morning:
Me: What's the temperature reading now?
Driver: It's reading -18.
Shotgun Passenger: It has warmed up. It was reading -22.
Me: This is ridiculous. I should be sitting by a fire.
Shotgun Passenger: Heck, we should be IN a fire!
Group Laughter and Shivering
Edited to Add: Happy Birthday, Mama Cool! I hope you can stay nice and warm and cozy today! Much love!