Things I Am Learning

I now know how to load the washer/dryer and eat one-handed. I am even beginning to master breastfeeding one-handed. I can give you the low-down on TV on late-at-night--you are guaranteed some That 70s Show reruns. I am learning the delights of two consecutive hours of sleep. I can act excited about changing a diaper. I can only type for about three minutes before I realize that my baby is asleep, so I should be too. But wait--I need to fix some sort of dinner! Where's my nanny/maid? (Oh, right--I sent my mom home before I became too addicted.)