April 28, 2012

How to Have a Clean Kitchen

Step One:  Turn on a moderately dirty burner on high.
Step Two:  Notice flames climbing up over the pan, toward the vent.
Step Three:  Calmly take out a fire extinguisher and spray it at the fire.
Step Four:  Vacuum, scrub, dishwash, and otherwise remove all traces of white powder.
Step Five:  Ta-da!  Enjoy a clean kitchen!

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