October 18, 2010

Fantasy Campaign Ad #2

Do you, like me, wonder what Gandalf the Grey is smoking?

He's come out against valuable and historical resources.

Just like all those people who complained about swords and arrows, he's against something that will help our country finally defeat the enemy.

He could even help us control this resource!

But what does he want to do? He wants to destroy it! To throw it into the flaming pits of Mt. Doom!

Maybe someone's been smoking the peace pipe a little too much.

I'm Denethor, Steward of Gondor, and I approve this message. Paid for by the Denethor for a Stronger Tomorrow Campaign.

1 comment:

mark said...

He was once the grey, and now he is the "white." What is he hiding, and why does he exploit the vertically challenge to do his dirty work?

Gandolf's campaign is suspiciously quiet on these issues...