What's Fun about Shopping with a 3-year old?

They put on things like this and say, "Look, mom! I'm a talking Christmas tree!"

Out of the Mouth of my Babe

Some new quotable quotes from my darling boy:

Lincoln: Mom! Come see the football ice skaters! (hockey players on TV)

Lincoln: My nose!
Mom: Is it a cute nose?
Lincoln: No, just a snot nose.

Lincoln: I'm a little big boy giant!

Lincoln: (Directed to dad) Gallop with me, stormtrooper!

Lincoln: I'm going to swing like a monkey cowboy robot Lincoln!

Cutie Pie Thursday: Quotable Lincoln

Not all his time is spent quietly perusing books in his "Boy Cave"--our small lad is becoming quite the talker. Below, a selection of his bon mots (italics are my side of the conversation):

"I'm a scary robot monster . . . a dinosaur one!"

"The boot says yee-haw. The other boot says yee-haw. The hat doesn't say yee-haw!"

"The baby fork is sad." "Why?" "He misses his mommy and daddy fork." "Where are they?" "Mommy fork is on her plate. Daddy fork is in the drawer." (This conversation took place while we ate a meal without dad.)

"I have an idea!" "What is it?" "I don't know."

"What smells stinky on my body?"

"I'm not big. I'm just a little boy."