Fantasy Campaign Ad #6

Voice of Announcer: We asked Rhett Butler how he felt about immigration.
Voice of Rhett Butler: Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Voice of Announcer: We asked Rhett Butler how he felt about the healthcare overhaul.
Voice of Rhett Butler: Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Voice of Announcer: We asked Rhett Butler how he felt about the recession.
Voice of Rhett Butler: Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Voice of Announcer: We asked Rhett Butler how he felt about his past in smuggling.
Voice of Rhett Butler: Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Voice of Announcer: We asked Rhett Butler how he felt about child labor violations.
Voice of Rhett Butler: Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Voice of Announcer: Don't you want a candidate who gives a damn about something?

Paid for by the Campaign to Bring Back Order and Decency to Southern Culture.

Fantasy Campaign Ad #2

Do you, like me, wonder what Gandalf the Grey is smoking?

He's come out against valuable and historical resources.

Just like all those people who complained about swords and arrows, he's against something that will help our country finally defeat the enemy.

He could even help us control this resource!

But what does he want to do? He wants to destroy it! To throw it into the flaming pits of Mt. Doom!

Maybe someone's been smoking the peace pipe a little too much.

I'm Denethor, Steward of Gondor, and I approve this message. Paid for by the Denethor for a Stronger Tomorrow Campaign.

Fantasy Campaign Ad #5

Voice of Mr. Darcy: My temper would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.

Voice of Announcer: Don't we all want a senator with an open mind? Mr. Darcy has admitted he is prejudiced, and the last thing we need is another prejudiced member of Congress. It's time we tell Mr. Darcy that he has lost our good opinion forever. Vote Wickham this year.

Paid by the Campaign to find Wickham an easy and enjoyable job at the public expense.

Fantasy Campaign Ad #1

As we put up with the endless attack ads, I am going to re-run a series of fantasy ads I created during the 2008 campaign.

HE drinks the blood of unicorns . . .

HE is for domestic surveillance . . .

HE supports the enslavement of mankind . . .

HE denies elderly workers life . . .

HE wants to possess your child's mind . . .

HE is against term limits . . .

HE controls a secret group of hooded supporters . . .

CAN YOU TRUST A MAN WHO TALKS TO SNAKES?

This year, tell Voldemort that enough is enough!

I'm Cornelius Fudge, and I support this message. Paid for by the Cornelius Fudge for Minister of Magic Committee.

Just For Fun: One Year Ago

I had to get that horrible picture off the top of the blog, so here is a shot of the wee boy from one year ago, pre-sitting up on his own. Wow, they grow super fast!

Cutie Pie Thursday: A Bad Photograph

It seems my wee boy has a father who likes to take pictures of people eating just like me. Grandfather Cool was just taking pictures of people eating this weekend! This picture proves that even the cutest boy around doesn't look so cute when photographed while eating!

Cutie Pie Thursday: Splashdown

At first, he was a bit tentative about the water.

Then he discovered the fountains and slides.

He began to be a bit braver.

He continued to enjoy the fountains the very best.

At the end, he didn't want to leave!